Beef-Eater (aka) Asylum-Seaker

Disclaimer: this image has nothing to do with the article in ANY means. blogger doesn’t take credit for the image or any wrong or any sort of interpretations by readers or hearsays.

My friend is a Beef eater.                                                                    CAN HE PLEASE GET ASYLUM!

  1. This ASIAN Govt sees him as a criminal.
  2. This ASIAN society kills beef eaters.
  3. Few of his friends might exile him from their life but wouldn’t tell him at all.
  4. His colleagues might outcast him (if He survived and land a job)
  5. He might end up being an Expat in his own land.

Because he eats beef, they challenge him to eat pork and dare him to admit it; well, guess what, he is a Pork-eater too. Ok, thats a whole lot of ridiculous arguments which I dont want to get involved in. Let’s leave that there as such. Because am not big fan of Anti-Pork either.

I’m too a Beef-eater; so, For writing this, i will be addressed as a Shame of ASIA. They will campaign that I dont deserve to be an ASIAN. And then they will also say I dont deserve to belong to their religion which I was taught to follow either, as if they own the religion. First of all, when and HOW on this sinful universe was i even deserved to be in their religion? but that question is for reasonable people.
The issue is not just that; my friend is so scared to go back to ASIA that they will force him to follow their religion and would want to control on what he eats. And then another group of ASIAN patriots from up North will make him learn a language that they think is ASIA’s national language. They will justify this idiotic policy with an argument that he learned a non-asian FOREIGN language (English) why not learn the national language of ASIA. I find it difficult to accept such preposterous claims; because I dont remember seeing anything remotely linked to this absurd claim that there is any ONE particular national language of ASIA. All I see in the constitution is, any bills (official info) from Govt’s office to public should be in English, one language and then the regional language of that particular state. Again, thats a whole different issue from what my friend is scared of personally.
Our loyalty for our country was even questioned when they saw us support Pakistan cricket team. At times like this, I even feel ashamed to accept that cricket is a religion. I was always proud to say Cricket was a religion in ASIA; because, I was happy that at such moments when my team plays a match, everyone comes together to be in and BELIEVE in just ONE religion, cricket, irrespective of any other religion they follow to be accepted by a herd in the society.
My friend, having lived abroad in a western country for quiet a long time is hesitant to go back to ASIA, because, given the current political/social situation of this country, he is afraid that they will see him as an outsider because of his habituating in a western country. He is also terrified that he wouldn’t be allowed to support his favourite cricket team, they will never let him stay NOT following a religion while he believes in one God, he cant eat what he likes and what he wants to, he cant even speak in his own language. So, with all this flaws as they accuse of him having being a beef-eater, treating people equally, HOW will he be safe in ASIA?

So, CAN HE PLEASE GET ASYLUM!

It took me a while to understand (yet couldn’t accept the sorry state of human race and God itself) that GODS (yes, plural) belong to religions, and, religions belong to people; contrary to what I learned, that we are God’s children. Of anything and everything that exists and believed to exist in this planet, I ended up believing one of my best friends’ words that “What if, Earth is a hell of another planet” – SCORPION GIRL

For I’ve brought such concerns in this open forum here, one group will strive to add a political tag to my name; that, I belong to AAAP or or NDAAA UPAAA, while in the process of naming me as an Anti-Prime Minister, as if I have a personal Vendetta against the PM or his political party. This is because in the beginning of this blog when I disclosed that I’m a Beef-eater, they would have started making a mental picture of me as an Anti-PM, Anti-ASIAN, Anti-Religion, Anti-God and Anti-Language. They would also assign me a language, religion, nationality, social status; because these people are capable, creative and catastrophic.
My biggest question is, “Cant a person care for his country and people without belonging to a political party? Guess what, not in this country, no, none can

My friend scared to death to go back to his country, for he is exactly like I’m; we merely are normal, mundane, boring human beings like any one else, who do NOT find it to be SINFUL in socialising and be associated with Gays, Bisexuals, Girls, boys, transgenders, hindus, muslims, Jews, Christian, Aethists, Beef-Eaters, Vegans, Pork-eaters, Meat-eaters, pet-lovers, pet-haters, married, unmarried, divorcees, unemployed, employed, entrepreneurs, party-goers, smokers, non-smokers, drinkers, non-drinkers, and whoever who dont rape or murder and blow innocents to impose their own views and beliefs on other people. My friend is not a violent person either, he is just rebellious only in his mind and prays for justice to be served when he sees or hears injustice done to innocents, so its difficult for him to lead a life without questioning the atrocities when/if he goes back to his land. 

So, CAN HE PLEASE GET ASYLUM!

because, If he goes back to his country, he will either be killed or convicted for eating beef/pork or DIE as a result of not eating Beef/pork. 

Courtesy: Goolge Image Search (autisminchildrenhelp.com)

Disclaimer: This blog doesn’t support or play against any sort of political, religious, racial, linguistic, national, continental, global, caste-based views by any means. Readers are responsible for going mad themselves creating chaos based on any understanding they hallucinate to have based on their intelligence or stupidity. My humble request for them is to Please look in the mirror and question yourself on what you believe or dont, before questioning my beliefs.

p.s. Do you know, sometimes, writers and film makers make a film based on their own story but project it as if its their friends’ story. In some instants they just stay as a Ghost Writer behind the curtain, while everyone knows who exactly penned the script. 

About Vas

Who am I? Who cares? I might be a smoker to write the impacts of smoking. Most importantly, when I become the President of USA, you will be making fun of me with these blogs, so lemme be anonymous. Oh wait! I haven't got the answer for this question yet.
This entry was posted in Uncategorized and tagged , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a comment